The critical voice

Frank Liechtenstein
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Are you one of those people who fail to appreciate that XML will revolutionize computing because it represents the ultimate convergence of all information in one data format? Are you too ignorant to see that Java is the future of programming because, in a language where there are no pointers, there can be no null pointer exceptions? Then this is for you! The Critical Voice presents the irrefutable truths held by technology managers, sales representatives, journalists, and Hollywood screenwriters from a purely scientific point of view.
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您是否也没有意识到XML将彻底改变计算,因为它代表了所有信息在一种数据格式中的最终聚合?你是不是太无知了,看不到Java是编程的未来,因为在一种没有指针的语言中,不可能有空指针异常?那这是给你的!《批评之声》从纯科学的角度呈现了技术经理、销售代表、记者和好莱坞编剧所持有的无可辩驳的事实。
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