{"title":"Nurse retention: outrunning the bear.","authors":"Stephen O'Connor","doi":"","DOIUrl":null,"url":null,"abstract":"<p><p>Did you hear the one about the hospital CEO who was hiking in the forest with the director of nursing? As they were heading down a trail, suddenly a bear jumped out of a bush and started chasing them. Both hikers started running for their lives when all of a sudden the CEO stopped, sat down on a rock and started to put on running shoes. The director of nursing said, \"What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!\" The CEO replied, \"I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.\"</p>","PeriodicalId":80083,"journal":{"name":"Michigan health & hospitals","volume":"39 4","pages":"32"},"PeriodicalIF":0.0000,"publicationDate":"2003-07-01","publicationTypes":"Journal Article","fieldsOfStudy":null,"isOpenAccess":false,"openAccessPdf":"","citationCount":"0","resultStr":null,"platform":"Semanticscholar","paperid":null,"PeriodicalName":"Michigan health & hospitals","FirstCategoryId":"1085","ListUrlMain":"","RegionNum":0,"RegionCategory":null,"ArticlePicture":[],"TitleCN":null,"AbstractTextCN":null,"PMCID":null,"EPubDate":"","PubModel":"","JCR":"","JCRName":"","Score":null,"Total":0}
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Did you hear the one about the hospital CEO who was hiking in the forest with the director of nursing? As they were heading down a trail, suddenly a bear jumped out of a bush and started chasing them. Both hikers started running for their lives when all of a sudden the CEO stopped, sat down on a rock and started to put on running shoes. The director of nursing said, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" The CEO replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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