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Did you hear the one about the hospital CEO who was hiking in the forest with the director of nursing? As they were heading down a trail, suddenly a bear jumped out of a bush and started chasing them. Both hikers started running for their lives when all of a sudden the CEO stopped, sat down on a rock and started to put on running shoes. The director of nursing said, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" The CEO replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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